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Sunday, March 25, 2007

yogis to the rescue!

i'm so lucky to live in santa monica, the yoga capital of the western world... apparently, we even have our very own group of super-yogis protecting our city from the bearers of bad vibes -- the YOGA ACTION SQUAD!

according to their myspace site:

BIO: Ever since the dawn of time (or when Yoga became Westernized), an elite team of Yogis and Yoginis have protected Yoga throughout Santa Monica. Led by a mysterious Guru, the YOGA ACTION SQUAD brings the clarity and focus of yoga to the mean Santa Monica streets. When called on, they respond with a resistance that opens up blockages, creating space for fighting crime! Led by a mysterious Guru, Join Johnny Lotus, Crystal, and Mantra as they use their strength and flexibility to kick some asana. Namaste, Bitch.

INTERESTS: Yoga, Fighting Crime, Meditation, Sweating, Destroying You with a Third Eye Laser, Shopping for Yoga mats, Taking Yoga Classes, Breathing, Relaxing into the Pose, Asanas, Surendering to a Higher Power, Spinal Twists, Farmers Markets, Palm Springs Retreats, Being, Silence

NOT INTERESTS: Ego, Aches and Pains, Veal, Human Time, Negativity, Gym Yoga, Haterade, Close-Mindedness, Restrictive Clothing, Shoes, Crime

click here to watch them in action (warning: it's pretty lame, but that's what makes it so funny)...


Blogger Nadine Fawell said...

That look very funny, Joni!
I am off to check it out now - thanks!

9:05 AM  
Blogger joni said...

hi nadine --

a long distance "namaste" to you and your loved ones in south africa!

12:43 AM  

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